WILL YOU HELP ME BUY A NEW CAMERA

So I'm raising some money to buy a new camera! If I get enough money I'll start updating my Flickr account! Let's go, Team InterNet. We can do this.

WEBCEST STRIKES AGAIN

I got some 'splainin' to do on this one. First of all, if you know who Crissy Moran is right off the bat, shame on you. If you don't, don't Google for her if you're under 18 or at work. That's all I'm gonna say about that, other than this OC is an actual dream I had.

When the I first uttered WEBCEST a few weeks ago near Union Square in NYC with the GynoStryker, there were zero results for "Webcest" on google, and it asked if you meant "webquest." Now there are at least 475 instances of it and some pretty interesting websites and write-ups about it. It doesn't matter that Wikipedia hates WEBCEST, you're supposed to hate WEBCEST. WEBCEST is a act, usually sexual and/or disgusting, made possible by the inter net. It's not going to go away. Ever.

So anyway, that's why we launched the Webcest T-shirt last night, and from the looks of things that sucker might stay around a while.

There's gonna be another OC up this weekend so look out with your eyes!

Many TopatoCo items are shipping today! And I'm going to say hypothetically that if I had hypothetical access to the new Broken Social Scene record, I would probably be hypothetically listening to it non-stop. Buy it when it comes out. I'm all over it.

WEBCEST GOES LIVE

TAKE EM OUT PAT

Maybe Pat Robertson is crazy because he's so hungry!

KILLING HOT SAVANNAH

If I was a rock star I would be kind of a toff Henry Rollins, plus I would break all my instruments before the first song even started.

I've been listening to the Everyone Loves Katamari soundtrack nonstop and I had some pretty bad nightmares last night. Ever wake up and you're just scared to even open your eyes because you are almost 100% certain there is going to be a small, nude child standing in the middle of the room who will lock eyes with you and begin to scream an unearthly howl? I've gotta get down into that basement. More on that tomorrow.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEDMASTER P

Today is the anniversary of Weedmaster P's slimy discharge from a woman's vulva. It's also the one year anniversary of my Sheriff Pony tattoo! And the new The New Pornographers record has come out! Good job, the New Pornographers. What a day!

Do you know about that Flying Spaghetti Monster? I think it's supposed to be funny or something.

I'm still doing free personalizations on Wigu Volume Two for 10 more hours!

Also WEBCEST has furiously burrowed it's way into the sexual bowel of Questionable Content today. Soon the world will die.

MORBIDLY CHEESY PART 4

Here is part four of when Weedmaster P overdosed on weed and Cheetos!

I'm doing free personalizations on Wigu Volume Two Monday Aug 22 and Tuesday Aug 23! I am kerr-azy.