He Likes To Do Things That Are Fun

What happens when you post a sloppy, black and white comic that you think is terrible (and also you are me)? Somebody colors it for you (Thanks Peter). Even though this isn't exactly the way I wanted to end this mini-story, this temporary burnout/depression/malaise is lingering a little longer than I like. We'll be back Monday.

Then again, tonight I'm planning to sit on the roof with a sawed-off, a mason jar full of home-made tequila and a dog-eared, filthy copy of The Awakening, so maybe I won't. The Holidays have the tendency to burrow deep inside of me, gestate, and burst out of my chest cavity holding all my Sweet, Bleeding Nihilism in its horrible, gnashing teeth.

THE T-PLANE

You know what? I want to do something weird for New Year's Eve this year. Do you live in New York City, specifically Manhattan? Are you having a New Year's Eve party? Would you like for myself and a small entourage to stop by and drink some of your beer? We want to crash your party. Send an email to jeff@wigu.com describing your plans and if you intend to hurt me.

THE GRINCH WHO GROPED X-MAS

It's time for a Holiday story! Since I can't really do one in my other comic Wigu (seeing that it will be March for at least the next 20 years) I will spin a yarn that will fill Charles Dickens' corpse with such putrid indignation that he will become reanimated and attempt to claw out of his coffin; his desire to choke me will not be stronger than the weight of six feet of dirt, lucky for me.

A lot of people do Top Ten lists of whatever but I'll make it easy for you. Here is Jeffrey Rowland's Top One Album of 2005:

Broken Social Scene - broken social scene is the best album of 2005. This is not up for debate as it is a fact (facts cannot be debated). See you tomorrow!

THE ORIGIN OF THE EVIL DOCTOR T-SHIRT

Man, life is weird and just keeps on getting weirder. It'll be all right; we will manage. Any similarities to actual persons in this comic are purely coincidental.