Party Til You Start Freaking Out

And the angel Andrew WK did party until it began to anger God, and God was furious.

And so like God said unto the angel Andrew WK, "if you like to party so much, why don't you go to Earth and partying is all that you will do." And Andrew WK did smile, for he thought this would totally rock.

And so the angel Andrew WK was sent to earth to live among the humans and party. And he did party mightily, even this one time where he hurt himself partying and kept on partying in a wheelchair.

Enchanted Delight

Don't drink and drive, seriously. Actually, come to think of it, don't even drive. It's just too dangerous out there. Just sit inside and eat organically-grown food and pay careful attention to the labels and do everything like you're supposed to, to make sure you live to be extremely old, because apparently that's what it's all about.

More info about NYU deal here.

Corn Dogs

I there to witness the birth of the latest Scary Go Round. It was much like witnessing the birth of a human person! Wet, people in masks standing around, a woman lying on a bed screaming, the whole shebang.

Another reminder - NYU Kimmel Center, next Tuesday, 6:00 PM. I would say be there or be square, but being there kind of involves being square in the first place.

If you don't listen to Nina Gordon's cover of "Straight Outta Compton" then I really don't know what to do with you.

Humanimals

I have become nocturnal. This is a problem for many reasons.

Naboo Boogie

Hey lookit there are new items to the all-new shop, TopatoCo! And American Platypus is now playing on The TV Network Channel! The permanent archive for Science Cop is now here.

Congratulations to Overcompensating on winning a Wilhelm award for Best Blog.