Moment of Clarity

Holy Shamoley, I'm never taking two days off again. I gotta get back to work, there are literally people outside the window holding torches and chainsaws.

We've added a couple of different options to the Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club shirt design! Look look!

One Billion Served

I buy a lot more music off the i-Tunes now than I buy CDs, but I really hate talking about that stuff. I am a terrible web-blogger.

I am so close to finishing the Wigu book, but everytime I almost get there something gets in the way. Like I get accosted by some yobs, or my "Worlds of Warcraft" gnome-wizard gets smallpox, or I simply collapse from exhaustion in the middle of the parking lot. I need a couple of days to re-energize. I plan to sit in a very bright room with four objects in it: a chair, a pencil, a small notebook, and a bucket. I will sit in the chair completely nude and perfectly still with my hands atop my thighs.

I will do this in six-hour shifts for a maximum of two days, then I will finish the book. I might take a break to do an overcompensating comic. If you need a fix Dr. McNinja will be happy to serve up some "laffs."

Suddenly Human

I have been extremely existential lately. Sometimes I'll be walking down the street and suddenly become completely aware that we're hurtling through space at unbelievable speed and the planet is spinning lop-sided in outer space around a gigantic ball of fire and my stomach drops. Then I remember that I need a haircut and everything is okay again.

Youth Gone Wild

I think there's a market for Dark Secrets Day Care! Hear me out. Most of Dark Secrets Day Care is off-limits to the parents, this is a rule. Parently are only permitted to view the reception area. The other thing is, since Dark Secrets Day Care is technically a church, parents will have the peace-of-mind of knowing their child is under the caring hand of Religious People. That's why our motto is "Dark Secrets Day Care: There's No Reason To Be Concerned About Anything."