The World of Crime Part V

This wraps up crime week. That The Englishman thinks he's so bad ass. Next time I see him I'm gonna chop off his head and kick it around on the ground for a while.

I finally hit my bullshit threshold this morning following the most insanely dumb bullshit "news" week ever, so I set my inter net to block everything from CNN and Fox News. I decided the way I'm going to get my news from now on is by walking out front and looking down the street. If everything isn't on fire, that's good news.

Have a tender, flaky weekend!

The World of Crime Part IV

It's hard to believe Crime Week is almost over! Tomorrow we will be discussing crime via satellite with The Englishman.

Are you gay? Are you also perhaps thirsty or in need of an energy boost? There is something for you!

And again please consult the Cali Penal Codes Chart if you need to know how much money you'll need to get out of jail when you get caught trying to reenact the movie "Speed" (CARRYING OR PLACING EXPLOSIVES ON TRANSPORTATION VEHICLES - $100,000).

The World of Crime Part III

First, it is is an extremely good idea to sign this online petition. I can't even believe this is being considered.

"Aggravated" crimes should not be confused with "irritated" crimes, which cause rashes.

And again, the California Penal Codes and Presumptive Bail Amounts let you know how wealthy you are required to be in order to commit certain crimes.

I thought of doing a website last night where I take pictures of clouds and then you can mouseover the image to see what I think the cloud looks like, but there was a bit of crime involved.

I've decided that comments on OC are largely nonproductive and an unnecessary diversion for me. If you wish to comment, please do so on the Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club Forum, where actual discussions can be had. Thank you to everyone for your enthusiasm, but I believe many of the ideas presented here by myself and others deserve a place for less fragmented discussion.

The World of Crime Part II

Once again Overcompensating does a public service by giving you more information about crimes and how to tell if you are committing a crime. You are probably committing a crime right now and don't know about it! Stop it. Stop committing crimes.

Again, please refer to California Penal Codes and Presumptive Bail Amounts for more crime information. Or search for crime information in your own state! Oklahoma has a page like this but apparently they didn't pay their hosting bill.

The World of Crime

Without a doubt the most inspiring thing I saw over the weekend was this list of California Penal Codes and bail amounts. The fact is that each one of these offenses are on the list because they are something that someone has actually done. People are buck wild by nature and it is hard to stop them from their natural urges.

This comic was pretty late because of a lot of other things I had to do first.