Hate Will Bring Us Together

Man, I really don't like Valentime's Day! I like it when people say "Valentime," though. Like guys that say "cock-a-roach." At one point during this comic I had pictures of Rambo and Patton on the other monitor. I've never felt more patriotic. I need a shower like teachers need raises.

Have a poorly-illuminated, moist weekend. Remember, you're being watched! Why is National Security obsessed with FURRIES?

We Must Destroy Valentine's Day

There's a cool contest my old buddy Gleem is doing on the LNMAC messageboard where you can win a totally bitchin Sheriff Pony clock. It is neat!

I'm also offering a preview of the cover art for the new Wigu book! It's taken a lot longer than expected but then I've encountered a lot more problems than I've expected recently.

Valentine's Melee

The GØD is back, and you know s/he's right. If you got a choice between grindin' nethers and IRC (Internet Replacement Coitus) there is only one correct decision and you can take that to the fertility clinic.

It is obvious I have many things to do.

NOW UNTIL FRIDAY - BUY A BOGEYS PRINT, GET IT SIGNED FOR FREE!

What It Is

I woke up this morning after a nightmare with a crippling fear of infinity, like I felt like if I moved an inch I would fall and never stop falling. It's better than how I usually wake up!

Apparently some people have enough free time to try to think of something different to call the InterWebs. Screw that!

Sorry about the outage yesterday. "Wigu.com" has become entirely too unstable lately, and we're gonna start migrating everything to the "jjrowland.com" root soon, so remember that if your ritalin-soaked brains are capable of it.

Achewood is handing out asses lately like your promiscuous mother hands out her phone number.

A Lot

I've found my special purpose. It was right under my nose the entire time.

Okay, the Wigu book is almost a week behind schedule but I'm putting the final touches on it, waiting for some things, formatting, editing, et cetera. "The Case of the Missile Crisis" will be shooting out of the inter net in the next couple of days.

As of this posting my email has been down for about 15 hours, so if you sent an email it probably didn't get through. UPDATE: EMAIL IS STILL DOWN