Misspent Leisure

I shut down the messageboard formerly known as the "Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club" because people were just being mean to each other and cussing each other out all the time. It wasn't a nice place anymore, and I don't have the time constantly try to make people be nice to each other on the interweb.

The Loch Ness Monster Adventure Club still exists in the hearts and minds of everyone who believes Bigfoot is just really good at hiding.

Matriarchal Indignity

Sorry this comic was late! I was sick yesterday and I don't believe in having the intarwub at my house. Have you seen what's on that intarwub? Why would anyone want that kind of garbage in their house?

Current reading: Still Life With Woodpecker.

Playing

You've got five senses that people talk about, up to eleven depending on what other people talk about. Which one would you give up if you had to give one up to save the life of someone you can tolerate?

YHWH and Son

Before you ask -- before you get all up in my grill, this comic is metaphorical. I did not literally chase God into the woods behind a trailer park. I am chasing down an Answer!

Somehow I have recently been able to devour about five seasons of Homicide: Life on the Street in the past two months. I never watched the series when it was out so thank YHWH for DVD sets! Usually I fall asleep watching it though so I have to watch like the last half of the last episode I watched the next time I sit down to watch it. Ever have a dream where you're having a lightsaber duel with Luther Mahoney on top of the World Trade Center? I highly recommend it.

Consipiracy Theory enthusiasts will delight in this article about 9/11 conspiracies. Yes I know, I know, but it's a good read.

Snakes on a Stretch Limo

If you're not one of the 500 people who told me about the official trailer for Snakes on a Plane being released, it is here! My excitement for this movie has been renewed. I live in a world where a movie exists where Samuel L. Jackson tasers a snake in the face. Despite famine, disease, genocide, and unjustified invasions of countries, the world remains a nice place to live.

Adding to this ecstatic sense of glee already incredibly disappointing morning is is the news that Futurama has been not been renewed for 26 more episodes. Thank Tuesday Crimson for the bad information.