The Deal

Overcompensating updates may become more sporadic (Wigu will however update on its five-day-week schedule come Armageddon or asphyxiation) over the comic weeks as Project Classified is currently underway. It it also important to note that a grand idea for a new "novella" has been conceived by two rather amorous Machine Elves. The larval idea is gestating inside my brain rapidly in the most disgusting way imaginable.

This story involves a man named Lionel Cosgrave. Lionel Cosgrave is a simple man with a rather large nail stuck in his head, and if the nail is removed he will die instantly.

THE ENGLISHMAN AGES ON

A firm happy birthday to one of my dearest friends and colleagues, The Englishman. I would not be where I am today were it not for his guidance and encouragement. The Englishman rules!

THE BIRD FLU

While many people believe fears concerning The Bird Flu are greatly exaggerated, it's still something to keep an eye on.

It looks like somebody got a job while we weren't looking. HUH?

The first wave of Snakes Flying a Plane apparel has arrived!

Warning: It is possible to look too cool in this hoodie.

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A CHICK

Weedmaster P may be able to draw and maybe he has rudimentary skills at Photoshop but he can't blog like I can! Eat my dust, blogosphere! This is how we blog around here.

These model train slums by Pete Feigenbaum are absolutely breathtaking.

A new study shows fat people enjoy hott sexx more after they lose some weight.

Check that out. I can post links to things other people found on the inter net all day long! If this computer's a-bloggin' don't come a-cloggin'!

BREAKIN' THE LAW

The laws of physics exist almost entirely to keep people from being constantly terrified. And with that, we begin yet another week. Hit it.