Squirrel Bird
The situation is dire around TopatoCo headquarters. Today the coffee-machine broke so I had to use the electric kettle to boil water and then pour it through a sort of "ghetto coffee-machine" which resulted in a product all the more delicious due to the tender care and scalding pain injuries involved in its creation.
My birthday is next week, perhaps we can somehow exploit that to procure a new coffee-machine.
Update: The coffee-machine has begun to work again.