An Eight Ball of Faerie Dust

Beer party tonight at the bunker! Bring a big stick and an open mind. Be safe, see you Monday!

Bug

I am afraid of becoming a hippie! I am living the hippie lifestyle now kind of, and that makes me afraid. Then I realize I have a lot of baths to take and a lot of Phish concerts to not go to before I can really consider becoming a hippie.

We have a local group of people called the Pedal People who are picking up the trash for us now! That's honestly as hippie as I'm willing to get. At some point in my obituary, I want the phrase "conspicuosly ostentatious" to occur. Hippiedom strictly forbids that type of thing.

Everybody Knows

Often I deeply contemplate The Great Mystery of the multiverse. Too often, probably. However I wonder, what would happen if we figured it out? What if they made the announcement on television that science discovered the meaning of everything? Would they even bother announcing it? It seems to me that deep down, everybody really knows what it's all about, it's just a little embarrassing. It's not exactly the Hokey-Pokey, but it's close.




Writing, drawing! The Case of Atlantis is going to be completely insane.

Good day to you.

A Pant

I used to be really serious about this issue, about the plurality of pants. But I've finally grown to accept it. People have been doing this for ages, back when called it "pantaloons." But you know what? Those people back then were even stupider than we are today. We're a bunch of war-mongering zombies but at least those people were classy about it. It's one item. When you go to the mall and buy a pant, it says QTY: 1 on your receipt.

I have new shirt designs for you to drape over your mangled busoms. Make people believe you honestly give a crap about the situation with these!

Mo Money Mo Problems

That's how it goes. You get extremely famous for pretending to be somebody else and the next thing you know you're trying to remember what the Passenger Safety Briefing Card said to do in this particular emergency, and you're also so drunk that you honestly don't care.

Lots in store this week. Watch this space later today to see the new TopatoCo summer t-shirt designs. It is bound to be a hootnanny.

Thanks to Jason Alderman who was down last week and helped me do some computer stuff that will make TopatoCo run like a cheetah drenched in puma blood.

Also remind me to do a guest comic for Beaver and Steve. And this (youtube) is what I'm talking about.