The Englishman

Many of you may be familiar with the exquisite works of my British colleague John Allison, AKA The Englishman. Johnny and I go back over half a decade now and we're fierce competitors. I feel it is time this competition was addressed.

This is how we roll at TopatoCo headquarters -- Star Wars and Endangered Species Fridays. Be sure to look at Pictures of Stuff on Cats.

Riiise

No doubt many of you have seen this article regarding dolphins using tools. Not that I am actually all that concerned, but any opportunity I can get to weep while holding a pistol I must take, and an "irrational fear of dolphin-based armageddon" comic is almost required these days.

And yes, those are the same crates seen in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Also panel two is meant to sound exactly like how Nicolas Cage says those lines in The Rock (while he is getting it on with Vanessa Marcil).

Also if you have not seen this Overcompensating art I got from deadmouse you certainly ought to - CLICK -

Hommy Nims

Man what is up with cat fur anyway? I didn't even think it was possible for a cat to grow as much hair as there is in the hallway. There's gotta be at least a six or seven pounds of hair in there.

The first wave of original artwork/fundraiser packs have been shipped. We're doing about 50 a day here so your package will be there shortly! A large shipment of garments is also scheduled to arrive today - if you are waiting on a TopatoCo item keep an eye on your e-mail!

I was going to do a comic about that whole mess with the Digital Comics documentary thing that everybody has been bitching about but honestly I don't really care about it that much.

S.D.T.

I closed the comments yesterday because some e-turds were talkin trash about my sister and I wanted her to see the comic with her in it without accidentally seeing a bunch of turd words. Take two.

Man these Bait Car Videos are fascinating. There's one where "Today" by the Smashing Pumpkins comes on and it's the most perfect timing.

Mashley Likes It

That's my little sister Mashley. I say little but she's 14 now! She's growin' up so fast! I gotta hurry and pay off my car so I can give it to her. Also I need to rig my car where it drives her home automatically at 11pm and shocks boys if they try to get into the car.

We are drinking Fuze.