Decorum

Guest Overcompensating comic by The Englishman! Check out his Scary Go Round Idol next week. It's like American Idol, but in England!

Guns N' Bullets

The theatre for the final battle between Dumbrella and Dayfree Press has been set, but we have them outnumbered. Here's how it breaks down.

Team Dumbrella
Mr Jon Rosenberg
Dr Vampire
The Englishman
The Poopmonster
Me

Team Dayfree
Kyle McNinja
Notorious JEPH and Nature Boy North (The Twin Towers)
The Albino Samurai
Double D

Mal, Hope, and Kean will ostensibly be acting as mercenaries.

Okay so maybe we don't have them outnumbered, plus they're a lot smarter and bigger than us. But who needs courage or skill or even a good reason when you have a gun?

Evaulation Version

Well we got through through 6/6/6 day without the Anti-Christ descending and just beating the crap out of everyone with his hooves. Nice job, everybody, good teamwork!

Now that our differences are settled, time for business, and by business I mean breaking skulls. I heard those lil' punk mofos at Dayfree Press have been talkin some thick trash. It is the nature of the pacifist to try to avoid conflict but honestly if one of those fools steps up there is gonna be some serious violence at MoCCA.

Concorde

I was going to write something about it being 6/6/6 day, but I don't care. I have absolutely nothing to say to you. Look at what you've done to this sofa.

Also I was supposed to get married today. But somebody chickened out.

An Unreasonable Request

The Poopmonster and I have begun preparations for the arrival of The Englishman. After several days of our annual audit we're off to Mocca to join up with our other Dumbrella bretheren to form a sort of Voltron that is made of duct tape and Real Dolls. If you enjoy awkward moments with awkward people and live near NYC, it is your gosh-darned birthday.