Twenty Five Hundred Thousand Grand

I can't believe they actually went and did it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Seriously though, building a fence to keep illegal immigrants out? I hope they don't have ropes or ladders or shovels in Mexico. I can't even sleep anymore because the stupid is too loud.

I feel kind of bad that I haven't actually interacted with a bank teller in months. But ATMs aren't all "don't shoot please just take the money" every time you walk in the bank with a Ronald Reagan mask on.

Bin Laundry

They caught a guy who was the president of a powerful country who was healthy and hiding in a hole! It seems like they should be to find able a guy with a limp who is just kind of rich and lives in a cave.

We sure do have crappy super-villains these days, not that it's necessarily a bad thing. You've got Cave Gimp whose powers are being Educated, Angry, and Leadership Skills, and then there's Kim Jong Il whose powers are Extreme Short-Man Syndrome and Watching Movies. Makes me sentimental for OJ.

Mashley is coming into town Saturday and there is going to be a Halloween party where I live Saturday night. I will post details on my Livejournal if you are interested in coming!

Japanese Skills

I've always thought Japanese people seem to have a pretty good idea what they're doing. I hear there's not any crime in Japan because nothing is illegal!

The World T-Shirt Folding Championship

I'm not entirely sure about the actual ranking of the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List, but I did find out the dude still hasn't been formally charged for nine-eleven, which seems kinda sketchy -- especially considering Habeas Corpus isn't even an issue these days. Still, that $25 million is lookin' pretty sweet right about now.

I'm still deciding whether or not I'm going to go to the World T-Shirt Folding Championship tomorrow, I need to sleep on it.

The Bird Flu came across some some lovely shots of the most recent Space Shuttle launch. Makes you feel like an itty bitty fish in a great big pond.

To Serve Man

The hundred-thousand-year-old creatures that are going to eat us in 2012 recently had a debate over whether or not Earth People felt pain when they were boiled alive. They decided our nervous systems are too simple to process what they call "pain."