All My Dogs

The problem the original Chris Gaines had was that he didn't change with the times. He just lamented the past -- the plane crashes, the car crashes, the reconstructive surgery that caused him to bear a striking resemblance to Garth Brooks.

The new Chris Gaines is a singing blogger who has a dangerous addiction to owning many, many dogs. It's a good start I think. I'll sort the rest out along the way.

I am Chris Gaines

As many of you know, Chris Gaines is actually Garth Brooks.

I was a Chris Gaines fan a long time, back when he was in a little band called "Crush" (yeah, them). To find out one of my favorite musicians of all time is basically the mind-toy of some loud-mouth hillbilly with delusions of grandeur is absolutely preposterous.

Ladies and gentelmen, please welcome back to the world stage... Chris Gaines.

Showdown at the Puck Building Part 2

So that's the story of how Dayfree Press fake killed Mr. Jon Rosenberg and I overreacted and decimated all of North America. Fortunately for us, every single possible binary event is simultaneously occuring in a universe that is both finite and infinite, in a place that both exists and doesn't exist! Life goes on, it can't help it.

Showdown at the Puck Building

Please be patient as I chronicle the diabolical events of MoCCA 2006 in pictures.